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Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.


Answer:

iguanamouth:

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18 hours ago

whynoharrypotterporn:

This is why you guys need Hermione.

This makes me laugh every time.

(via beastoftheyeast)

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18 hours ago

ifunnyws:

Tina Fey about women and science.

(via beastoftheyeast)

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18 hours ago
apostlemage:


pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via beastoftheyeast)

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51900
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18 hours ago

hollycourt55377:

Like you not gone make any attempt to quiet your child? Not none?

(via rapunzelie)

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18 hours ago

3rd grade

friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me:what
friend:OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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18 hours ago

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh, via beastoftheyeast)

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18 hours ago
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