alternative house words:
- stark: bad decision making 101 (now with 110% more honor)
- targaryen: incest is best
- lannister: dolla dolla bills ya’ll
- baratheon: oh i just cant WAIT to be king
- tyrell: flowers and homosexuals
- greyjoy: fuck u i won’t do what u tell me
- tully: [fish noises]
- martell: we’re fuckin badass and u all know it
- bolton: u came 2 the wrong neighborhood mothafucka
- frey: even we don’t like us
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'